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Fancypants Hoodlum
Merrill Nisker
John Gzowski
Harvey Danger
Ian Sinclair

File under: fancypants hoodlum merrill nisker the power of pussy, peaches, etc.

If I want to be bold, I'll nudge and say 'hey, guess what; that album from 1995 that you thought was the best was upstarted by something even better that you, slob you are, never bothered to check out, no matter what the cost. That would be the hallmark of the true banana boat Audion admirer bent on something worth hearing.' Probably with those words, as I like to take it unto myself to be to the point.

As Merrill is bursting sensuation, frustration, and control over weak-limbed members, so too she is plaintive and sweet. Try to imagine her swinging around her stage like Darryl Hall, sounding like him more often than not. She doesn't, or didn't while Fancypants. Merrill jousts, looks like John Travolta, or a semitic Marlene with a Kid Seventies gear. Merrill Nisker is acclaimed, by popular declaration, or exclaim-ation anyways, the Queen of the Power of Pussy. Scream, flutter or swim, don't fade. 'Go to the front of the stage and admire her inner lines as she thrusts her velvet clad leg at you, discriminating Audion voyeur that you are.'

I am not certain why Merrill's 1995 album Fancypants Hoodlum makes me think of say, 1980 Fripp, but you, dear audience, are forgetting these words as you read them so I suppose it doesn't matter. Gzowski intimates, perhaps, but who cares. Not many guitarists get Fripp, including Robert himself these days. I suppose that's unfair. Fripp defines Fripp, &Co.

Sinclair is a stand-in for Adrian Belew's body double on a blind date with Tony Levin, which might explain why he plays the doppelbass like a six string banjo. I watched him play at Fancypants Hoodlum gigs, now and then. But between the incredibly sexy drummer and Merrill, I hardly spent much time on the chap. So, I can't remember what he looked like laying his instrument. I can imagine by listening to it, but my ears are on fire, and my lease breaker sub woofers have the concrete floors vibrating half of the way down the hall. I apologize (in principle) to those whose peace has been disturbed by the object of the purpose.

Danger, Nisker's drummer is well armed. He is in some respects (okay, speed) much like Robert Wyatt before he fell and broke his back. There was one other musician that I had the chance to hear often in Montreal who shares Danger's love of speed: Oyes, a fellow by the name of Ross Barbour. Disclaimer: Drumming is a style-in-application type of thing. For all I know, Danger could be (to my burning ears) rubbing shoulders with Phil Collins, or on a cruise ship, playing salsas for evening dancers depending on the season.

Merrill places her audience into a game of tease that feeds, slides into, and plops like jello toward super-eight fantasies played out in swimming pool backyards where well worn, rather transparent bathing suits are the norm, but for those occasions when the bathing suits are in the wash, 'so wear something else' by the Kinks.

I knew that Merrill wanted me to think about fucking in general when she gave me the Flexy Boy Forum and flexy girled, but less often she would stomp and sing. The list goes on, and I hear the band is pretty good too. Pretty as well, what with John's lovely do, Harvey's sailor boy good looks, and then there's Ian, the Hoodlum. Ian is more than rather good looking; so please disregard my statement above that implies otherwise.

If Merrill wants something from you and claims "I don't know what it is," lie on the ground and throw her name around.


Oh Merrill
You smell just like
Peaches

Peaches went on to join Sticky, Giancarlo, and Wolfstein in The Shit.



Merrill opens her magic gift. 'Oh look: Jouissance in a box.'

xena starwoman - Sxstaff

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